Once upon a time there was a Cleveland Browns quarterback named Charlie Frye. The 3rd round pick out of Akron quickly showed he did not belong among the starting ranks in the NFL. So the all knowing fans took to the streets and demanded a change. Chants of DA... DA... DA!!! could be heard from the mountain tops to Section 513 of Cleveland Browns Stadium. Derek Anderson came to the rescue and brought us to a 10 win season in 2007. Since then the DA chants have been few and far between as he lost his grip on his starting status much like his predecessors. On his way out of town, he enraged the fans saying that we "don't deserve a winner".
Despite all this, the DA... DA... DA... Chant has started again in a downtown Chicago office and is spreading to Cleveland as we speak. The sexual assault case against Big Ben Roethlisberger, in Georgia has been handed over to the district attorney for charging. The DA will be responsible for charing Big Ben. Browns fans everywhere are rooting for the DA to come through much like the old DA did in 2007. Hopefully, the DA puts Ben in jail, so he can't rape our women and pillage our homes. Where Ben is going, he'll have to worry about taking a different kind of sack, and dropping the soap becomes a bigger worry than the some overpaid WR dropping the ball. Nice to see someone else worried for once.
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