J Lew Stutter Steps His Way Out of Town

The Cleveland Browns today announced the termination of Backfield Ballerina Jamal Lewis' contract. While this move is certainly no suprise its nice to see the team hit the metaphorical hole a hell of a lot faster than Lewis has over the last 2 seasons.

Thanks for giving it your all, Jamal. It's just that sometimes giving it your all does not do anything to help the team. Even so, its nice to be able to repair your status as a human being. Remember when you were in Baltimore with the murderers there you got busted for using a cell phone to orchastrate a drug deal? So you're welcome on behalf of the Browns fans everywhere.